Two whole days, gone. How do you lose two days? Well, I know lots of ways you can lose two days and have participated in some myself but I don’t smell like alcohol, I’m not stained in blood, and I’m not sensitive in certain personal areas so I’m at a loss for what happened. Tosh and Ianto have been running around like chickens with their heads cut off, trying to figure out what happened. It’s hilarious to watch, but it would be funnier if I knew what the punch line was.
Jack says that five retcon tablets were missing, so he assumes we did it to ourselves. But what if he did it to us? That sounds like something he'd do, decide for the team that it's best we forget whatever the hell happened. Or what if somebody did it to us? Is this the first time this has happened? Would I know if it wasn't? Tosh has checked the computer system, nothing seems to be hacked into but some things have been deleted. CCTV footage and the like. I even had one of my personal logs deleted...whatever happened must have been big.
There is one thing that's also missing from my person, my fucking contacts! Can't find them anywhere but when I woke up those awful glasses I got back in highschool and had to wear though part of uni because I couldn't afford contacts were lying in front of me. I tried to squint at the computer screens for awhile and pretend like everything was fine but eventually I had to give in and put them on. Jack said I looked precious which made Gwen and Ianto giggle like the bloody school girls they are. Tosh just keeps looking at me out of the corner of her eye and giving me these shy little smiles.
Poor Tosh, I almost feel bad for her at this point. I know she likes me, you'd have to be a complete moron not to realize that, but now she's going to the trouble of pretending I sent her flowers? That almost calls for a psych evaluation. Although, that card really does look like my hand writing. But why would I be sorry to Tosh? I didn't even say sorry when we accidently let- no, when JACK accidently let Myfanwy eat her pet fish. What would be so horrible that I would not only apologize but send flowers?
Oh well, no good in trying to remember. Got a few fresh corpses in, COD unknown so at least I have new things to play with and keep my mind of the missing days.